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Fuel Demotivational Poster

WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.

TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!


TAGS: racing top fuel redneck left turn cousins
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:27 am
I like that, Mr. McSquealy, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:26 am
Oh... My... GOD! Lol!
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 9, 2012, 9:42 pm
that.....was funny!
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:46 pm
I totally love this one. Hilarious.

THE HEMI - Obliterating the competition since 1964.


TAGS: jet outof fuel
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:21 pm

the curse of the spray of coffee through my nose....returns. epic Airman
Verdeckt - September 26, 2011, 7:56 am
...See what happens when you outsource defence contracts
LilyJ - September 26, 2011, 3:23 am
spelled "you're" wrong...
Greeny - September 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
The HUD needs 5erviced

BIOFUEL - The future has arrived


TAGS: no nukes power fuel pollution environment
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
So, 5L to the poster. And 0L to the humans who want to turn anything glowing into a bomb.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Originally Albert Einstein wanted nuclear energy to power world using little energy cost. World leaders decided to do something different with it. After he saw how others used and abused his findings, he regretted ever discovering it.
CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 12:20 pm
If the French safely do 60+% of their power using nuclear power, surely we can in the US. Especially if liquid thorium reactor dev gets more backing. Such reactors can be made to self-regulate, slowing reaction as they get hotter.
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L. coal power is much worse for the environment, nuclear is cleaner and more effiecient
Cloudchaser - November 3, 2010, 10:12 am
5L. I love what this says about people who protest nuclear power but ignore the environmental problems that other methods of power generation cause

CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...

TAGS: harley hog davidson fuel petrol hotrod motor bike rain forest
Rating: 3.18/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am
Somebody's been to Oamaru.

IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY - It is a fuel tank for an awesome sex machine

TAGS: homer belly fuel tank sex
Rating: 3.94/5

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Budog - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Actually it's Gimp and I am really not very good at it, still learning...
forseti - January 24, 2012, 8:51 am
you love ms paint, don't you?!? ;)


start your engines -

TAGS: low fuel
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - November 2, 2013, 12:20 am
Heh, I've had this conversation with my sons, but I can remember when my father had it with me.
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:37 am
It's the time that gals park the car & leave it for their men to find on the mornings when they're already late for work. Revenge IS sweet. 5L's (a $1.40 per L= approx. $5.50 per gal. where I am)of free gas for ya Airman!
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 9:46 pm

Falls under the generic heading of "Not Asking for Directions and Other Automotive Disasters'.
EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 8:46 pm


TAGS: oil renewable energy fossil fuels solar energy
Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - May 30, 2010, 6:38 pm
- that and being really hungry all the time.

you think premium is expensive -


TAGS: ego fuel burning smoke shame
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:06 am
Thanks guys
Sho - November 6, 2012, 7:08 am
Oh 5nap *takes notes*
Reality Lord - November 6, 2012, 6:31 am

fived and fav'd. awesomeness.






Free Fuel -

TAGS: free fuel cops syphon
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2014, 11:01 am
I remember wanting to steal the hubcaps off of a copcar while it was occupied, watching traffic, when I was in the eighth grade! Luckily, the opportunity never presented itself.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm

I so love that the unit # is right above this kid's head.


TAGS: airman fuel women space trek
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
wait a minute. I have lots of gas.. and I have household references to prove it!
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 5:54 pm
I'll kick in 5 bucks for gas.;)

TECHNOLOGY - It really has came a long way. When I put £10 worth of petrol in my car it takes far less time than it used to!

RUNS ON HAY! - But it's only one horsepower.

TAGS: fuel efficient runs on hay
Rating: 4.27/5

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ughomer - December 23, 2012, 6:39 pm
Good one Silver!!
maoworks2 - December 23, 2012, 3:54 pm
What's Good For General Motors Is Good For The Country.


TAGS: b1 bombers refuel
Rating: 4.13/5

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CloudchaserS - April 4, 2012, 2:46 am
I remember seeing a USAF recruitment poster picturing one of those in full afterburner with the slogan "For those who can make an engine sing, we teach a course in heavy metal"



Peak Oil -

Dare I Ask? -

TAGS: fuel petrol gasoline diesel price
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 5:52 pm
mizzdizz - November 26, 2015, 12:51 pm
my car runs on Super---- 1st born child---- $30-$50 per tank--- diesel is cheaper than super right now! Besides, I'm a chick, is it free? LOL!!!! LUUUUV this! 5 ROTFL lions!
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 7:54 am
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 7:54 am
PMSL!! Make a poster of that thought, pzy! XD
pzykosiz - November 26, 2015, 7:09 am
probably first born child
concern3 - November 26, 2015, 3:46 am
Excellent a 5er

OH ABDULLAH - Will you stop asking, What smells like gas?